Tommy the Towel 

Hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. When delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.

Housekeeper to GM: "Sir, I just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked".

GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!

Tommy the Towel by urbigbrother June 11, 2011

cutting the tarp

Improvsing with another waterproof object when you don't have a condom

I took this chic home last night. She wanted me to wrap it so I was cutting the tarp with a windbreaker instead.

cutting the tarp by clevercrow August 22, 2011

Riding the toilet 

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

Riding the toilet by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

Crowning the Throne 

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

Crowning the Throne by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

unplug the tampon 

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.

Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

unplug the tampon by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018

destroy the toilet 

Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.

Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."

destroy the toilet by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020

Pipe in the thot 

To have sex with a ho...

" I leave the club with a bad one, head to my spot. Put some Ty Dolla on and put pipe in the thot" (G-Eazy)

Pipe in the thot by Godfatherr March 28, 2016