Definitions by clevercrow
Gay mirage
When a heterosexual checks out a member of the opposite sex and then realizes they are a member of the same sex, making yourself gay and shameful for a short time
I had a gay mirage when I drove by and beeped the horn at this chic bent over gardening in tight pants.Then they stood up and waved and it was an 82 year old man.
Gay mirage by clevercrow May 18, 2024
cutting the tarp
I took this chic home last night. She wanted me to wrap it so I was cutting the tarp with a windbreaker instead.
cutting the tarp by clevercrow August 22, 2011