Nails Are Our Tails

Nails Are Our Tails

Nails Are Our Tails

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023

Roster tailing

When you are pooping and vomiting simultaneously

Man, every time I eat at Chipotle I end up roster tailing

by Rooster master January 30, 2017

Tail Tucking

When you hold on to something to twerk as a chicken

shes tail tucking all the time

by duck110 April 21, 2022

Donkey Tail

when you pull the toilet paper roll out (with out ripping it off the roll), wipe, and leave the soiled toilet paper hanging from the receptacle.

Dude, you left a nasty donkey tail.

by Ndddiej51cvrgf sdfndfgnsdthser December 17, 2018

Tail whip

When you bump asses with a friend.

Why won’t tail whip me like you used to?

by Concludedspade November 7, 2020