smart whip

Smart whip is a car insurance policy for new young drivers

New Young Driver: Wow I am sure glad I have Smart whip otherwise I would have lost lots of money

New Young Driver friend: why do you sound like an advert??

by BoatMcImBatman February 12, 2022

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Smart Cookie

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.

Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".

by RealSickunt March 13, 2019

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slurt

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a girl who is loose, but won't get too loose

Yao grabs me in the paint, but she won't let me take it to the basket. She's a slurt.

by ericcccccccccc November 9, 2007

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smart swede

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

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Smurtain

A small curtain (mainly used in caravans, airplanes, trains and other places that have a need for irregular sized curtains).

Damn Patricia, those are some mighty fine smurtains!

by YvonneFan2k15 March 23, 2016

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Smurto

Literally the best titan skater in the history of destiny. Faster then the flash, he comes literally from Africa to shoulder charge and ape you. Fuck Smurto.

Damn. Smurto just titan skated so fast it gave me motion sicknes.

by Smurto December 11, 2018

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