soft cunt

Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.

'wah ya soft cunt' 'what u upto ya soft cunt' 'SOFT CUNT!' 'urr ya soft cunt'

by ARMS March 29, 2005

soft taco

code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing

"wow, look at those two, they have a huge soft taco!"

"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."

by Liz July 18, 2005

soft cursing

(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)

a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)

i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!

real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!

steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)

let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!

she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself

suckle my dual function drainage hose!!

the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!

by michael foolsley June 20, 2011

Soft Serve

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis

"It doesnt matter that i am impotent. My girlfriend loves it when I give her the soft serve! And it feels better too!!"

by DaboShabba October 2, 2013

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 1, 2010

Soft Phallus

A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.

Big J' sooo' did you have a Soft Phallus after sorting 4 lines of llello?

by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

soft cakes

soft cakes is kid whos : whipped, soft but acts tough, thinks their big, talks a whole lotta ish, smokes weed. They speak with a wierd accent sometimes and are usuly off the boat. R U KIDDING ME!!! but in all seriousness aleks is soft cakes of 2007

aleks cosovic is soft cakes of 2007

by dun worri about it January 25, 2007