Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

Hobo's Cock Ring

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.

And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.

by thecamel33 March 15, 2016

Shell Shock

A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.

"Oh no! Look! A turtle's shell has been shell shocked!"

by I'm a Sean Bradfield lover December 13, 2016

titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Dysphoric Shock

When someone of a fluid transgender identity realizes they've "switched over"; when someone comes out of denial of their trans identity.

I was talking my friend about masculinity the other day, and I realized I felt like a man again. I about had a panic attack from the dysphoric shock".

by ajgfnsjgbrgje December 3, 2020

zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.

Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.

by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021

Mohammed's cock

Mohammed's usually have HUGE cocks and they are quite bent ngl

Mohammed's cock is small

by SHAWbrah November 22, 2021