Greek Salad 

It is when you take a room in your house and cover the floor to the baseboard with painters plastic and pour out a gallon of olive oil, then get naked with your mate and fuck and slip and slip around the room.

"Dude last night me and my girl pulled a greek salad in our den"

Greek Salad by Cousineric April 8, 2010

Skeezer Salad 

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

Skeezer Salad by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Noodle salad 

A bunch of guys putting their flaccid dicks in a chick's mouth at the same time.

Laiynie said she was excited to go out and eat noodle salad for dinner.

Noodle salad by FellatioLobos April 19, 2016

Kale Salad

A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.

Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!

Kale Salad by BigNasty420 May 7, 2018

hot fudge salad 

This is when you're the recipient of a tossed salad and during the act you accidentaly shart.

Dude! I gave your little sister a hot fudge salad last night while your mom watched! BOOYAH!

hot fudge salad by jeepzilla August 17, 2004

Ten Dick Salad 

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.

Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.

Ten Dick Salad by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

Sleeping with the salad 

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.

Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.

Sleeping with the salad by IceCreamFucker February 4, 2010