A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.
Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!
by BigNasty420 February 23, 2018
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"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"
by arden69420 February 16, 2017
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When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.
Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.
by Mollex February 24, 2021
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