Solosexual

Noun. One who would rather masterbate versus having sex with another.

I'd rather be solosexual than fuck them broke ass bitches that aint paying for none of my shit.

by SPOOKIEONE December 23, 2008

Solo Tummy Sticks

The act of playing tummy sticks with yourself.

First : stand naked against a mirror so you penis rests against your stomach. Seeing someone in the mirror makes it seem like your are playing with a partner.

Second : sob quietly

Mom - "Why is my mirror always smudged, John?"

John - "Just playing Solo Tummy Sticks mom, its cool.."

Mom - "Have you been crying......?"

by Senior Vulture July 19, 2010

The Platinum Solution

Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shit.

Gov guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you spent a hundred bucks on that piece of shit car."
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, it's not gonna work. We better invest a few hundred K in improving it."
Gov guy 1: "You know you can get a solid, working car for $10,000, right?"
Gov guy 2: "Yeah, but then I'd have to admit that I threw away that initial hundred bucks, and I'm much too proud. So, you know, I'ma implement The Platinum Solution"

by PositiveZero April 14, 2008

Wounded Soldier

A term describing an unfinished beer that is just left to die. Most commonly found at college or high school parties. It is generally frowned upon to leave a wounded soldier as it is a waste of a beer.

That chick left like three wounded soldiers last night. I had to kill them all because we leave no man behind.

by MattSizzle October 31, 2011

Solène

One of the best people you will meet Awesome,beautiful,creative,genuine,and caring.

Solène

by Idekwhatthisshouldbe August 30, 2013

Solo Bat Flyer

When a girl with bats accidentally or purposefully lets one out, while the other one remains hidden; typically occurs while shitfaced.

Dude, on my way back to the dorm from a party, I saw a solo bat flyer!

by secretzombieroom October 30, 2008

final solution

Phrase referring to the ungodly evil plan to exterminate all Jews by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi pollitical party during WWII. Evolved between 1933 and 1941 as Hitler's political and military fortunes shifted, although Hitler himself made it clear in as early as 1924 that "it is necessary to rid Germany of all Jews."

Some accounts have Hitler and the Nazi party only wanting Jewish culture and it's beliefs removed from Germany, however it is commonly believed that he wanted them physically exterminated (dead).

Hitler wanted to administer the final solution to the Jewish population of Germany.

by ACG2x January 7, 2004