Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"

"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"

by playa_h&f April 18, 2010

Rubber band clothes

Clothes that are make of a type of ruber band. There are usually several that are put on to cover the nipples and the pussy slit but usually not anything else.

She's got on rubber band clothes.

by The Fury 13 December 28, 2010

chode rubber

noun; a person who takes their hand and circulates it in a counter clockwise movement "to rub off a chode"

shaq has hired a personal chode rubber to satisfy his cravings of hardcore, sometimes even bloody chode rubbing

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

cock rubbish

describes object or event which does not meet standards expected and therefore must have male origins

I think that is cock rubbish (describing running out of beer after the shops have shut)

He is being cock rubbish (describing someone failing to achieve a task)

by chilli the ginger beast February 6, 2010

Rubber fucker

1.) A woman who is too fugly to get any ass. So she has to play with her dildo all night long.

That fatass Rubber Fucker is so ugly that even blinde guys don't wanna mess with her.

by K-a-t-e-e May 28, 2007

rubber band

to ejaculate upon a women's face

"I'ma pop a rubber band on her.. on her"

by JRMonk May 22, 2006

rubbish

coby

coby is rubbish

by hypocrite🤣 December 2, 2019