Reva

girl blessed with the misfortune of a long life of mispronunciation of her name and will eventually quit caring about it because people are too stupid to get it
Person: So you're name is Reewa?

Reva: No, it's pronounced Reva.

Person: So Reevai?

Reva: Fuck it, whatever.

Wow man you’re dating Reva, good on ya.

Reva is hot!
A Reva is wife material.?

by Lihfykd tu k pi 7tv November 23, 2021

Ready up boys

The phrase “ready up boys” was a phrase used partucally fron 2017-2019 when the game called fortnite was growing in popularity.

Fortnite slowly died and all the 12 year olds converted to playing with their willies or playing nba2k.

Both gaming communities get absolutely no pussy and play all day until they are as wet as their mom on a Tuesday ashen their stepdad who beats them comes around.

Amen

Wow “ready up boys” before my step dad comes

by Bigoldad November 27, 2021

Reva keen

Described by Royal Ag Students typically on a Monday or Wednesday when attending the only nightclub in the town of Cirencester

“Are you reva keen tonight”

by Fattrustfund32 December 4, 2021

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.

So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."

by arf79 July 10, 2011

Coffin Ready

Wearing too much makeup, like a corpse in a coffin all made up for their final showing

Man, Sheila is coffin ready

Yeah, she needs to tone it down some

by saulstl August 9, 2013

gif ready

Describes a person who always responds using gifs really appropriately and usually humorously.

Guy 1: yea I didn't even have time to finish

Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?

by SassMan May 30, 2015