real

real is used when someone (sigma) makes a verry suicidal looking post

person 1(sigma male) posts new video comments:real

by dangemi September 17, 2022

the real

What's truly important in life, it could be money, it could be working on relationships, it could be anything. its doing what you want and have to do in anticipation of that making you happy with life

Schools out, I aint got no job, time to start my business and chase the real.

by BajanSaint December 11, 2009

consensual reality

another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space

"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them

"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."

"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"

by dsimms January 16, 2008

for real?

Can be used instead of "are you serious?" usually when somebody does or says something stupid. Sometimes the person's name is added to the end: "for real Meeka?" Also accompanied by the "for real?" face characterized by the slight head tilt along with the lips scrunched and to the side

"I'm the tightest nigga to ever walk this earth"
"For real player?"

by Cheezie October 13, 2004

faux real

When something is real, but it's fake at the same time.
Good actors are faux real because they can fake an emotion really well like it's real, but since it's acting, the emotion is fake! Faux Real!!


Pronounced "fo-real"

You wanna join the club FauxReal at UC Merced? We got some good actors in it!!

Dude, you're faux real.

by bananalicious! December 17, 2008

real man

Term used by greedy women looking for a sugar daddy.
A guy that spends a lot of money on a money grubbing gold digging woman. A guy that takes a dinner whore to expensive fine dining restaurants. A man that buys drinks for a woman and all her friends. A real man is one that dumps any chick that uses the term "real man" or "gentleman".

"I want a REAL MAN who knows how to treat his woman right"

by gruntalicious April 29, 2008

Real ultimate power

What all ninjas have and they show it when they're choping off dudes heads, throwing ninja stars at peoples faces, fliping out hard, poping boners, making out with hot ninja babes, and wailing on their guitar.

Ninjas are so awesome, their strongest weapon is their boners!!!!

I wanna be a ninja when I grow up!

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004