pessage

The act of getting a massage with an erect penis.

"Honey, I have had a rough day, can I get a pessage while I catch up on my soaps?"

by Penny Willow July 30, 2007

Plessis

Head of a house that promises to hold many parties flush of good times, awkward times and many quotes.

A: "I'm going to the Plessis"
B:"Oh man i went there last weekend and got smashed"
A:I thought you werent going to drink last weekend.
B: I couldn't handle the Plessis

by Cast of 42 February 28, 2009

Pessi

Tapin merchant who only scores penalties

Pessi is a tapin merchant.

by HonestManUFan June 15, 2021

pressed

To be dressed to impress, clean and fresh clothing.

"Yo cuz I'm pressed, got a pocket full of dough, and I'm ready to hit da club!"

by BigBallaCuz12 January 13, 2009

Pessi

Pessi is the word for Lionel Messi used as revenge from Messi's fan. This word is used by hypocrite Penaldo fans when their idol's 1/3 of career goals is from penalty.

When Messi scores a penalty.. Penaldo fans "Haha! Pessi can't score a open play goal Haha". When Ronaldo scores a goal.. They "shut up bro, he is goat 😭😭".

by Not going to tell December 22, 2020

gold-pressed latinum

highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling.

"Get a load of Poindexter! Where you going with all that gold-pressed latinum, booooyyyyyy?"

by JDC June 21, 2005

pressneasy

Easy going, fun, light hearted, bubbly.
Or
Pressing the easy button when in need.

When John donated $100,000 to the local charity one of the workers commented that he was pressneasy.

If you need something from Staples just pressneasy.

by urgirlie13 November 15, 2006