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tapin dat ass 

(You) Yo, you see Sheila over there? (Friend) Yea. (You) Yo, I'm tapin dat ass!
tapin dat ass by Braulio August 6, 2006

Tapin Merchant 

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.
Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!
Tapin Merchant by Ruxy September 26, 2023

taint cheese 

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.
My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.
taint cheese by Woodbilly December 2, 2011
A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!
taint by Chane. February 1, 2020
The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.
Taint by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Taint town 

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant
If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is
Taint town by manshark September 19, 2016