Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently

some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023

inki pinki plonki

When the the:
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey die.
Daddy cry.

Farmer alpha: “that new ass I bought passed away lass night.”
Farmer beta: “Hmm. Sounds like a real, ‘inki pinki plonki’ type situation.”

by Gibham January 1, 2024

Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.

Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank

by QueenyOmygodess June 23, 2024

sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025