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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release. mug.The sociological observation that modern society, thanks to the internet shattering mass media monoculture, has fragmented into countless competing tribes, fanbases, and ideological subcultures that all operate with cult-like dynamics. It's not that actual high-control groups with abusive leaders have multiplied, but that the psychological architecture of cults—fervent belief, "us vs. them" identity, devotion to a leader or ideology, and the conviction that the mainstream is fundamentally broken—has become the default mode for online fandoms, political movements, brand loyalists, and wellness communities. The theory argues we've gone back to a pre-20th century norm where culture is just "a bunch of cults stacked on top of each other".
*Example: "Explaining the Everything Is A Cult Now Theory to my dad, I said, 'You had three TV channels and called it culture. We have 8 million micro-communities on niche apps. Your Star Trek fan club was a dorky hobby; our 'Stanny' Twitter circle that analyzes every Swift lyric for secret messages and attacks anyone who criticizes her is a full-blown digital congregation. Same human wiring for belonging, just a different prophet and a worse holy text.'"*
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The exact dialogue of a clash royale tiktoker when making a specific video.
This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.
At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.
This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.
At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.
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Get the Place it now cornelius mug.The Triple Spike Now is an iconic crashout by the Geometry Dash gamer Vortrox. In this crashout he goes insane and basically almost has a seizure in his chair after dying at 25% on Bloodbath, which is an extreme demon. In this crashout he says something like this. (text is down below)
*dies* THE TRIPLE SPIKE NOW >:), AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA *gasps air* HAAAAAA *wheezes* *has a seizure*
*5 seconds later* NEW WORLD ORDER IS UPON US. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
*another 5 seconds later* alright let's play bloodbath
*5 seconds later* NEW WORLD ORDER IS UPON US. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
*another 5 seconds later* alright let's play bloodbath
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