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Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.
I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.
by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019
mugGet the Empty Nutsmug.

wendeez nuts

always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
yo i know a girl named wendy.

wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?

ha. gottem.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
mugGet the wendeez nutsmug.

belly nut

When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.
Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!
by Manwhyamihere June 4, 2018
mugGet the belly nutmug.

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
mugGet the Squirrelin’ a Nutmug.

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
mugGet the Bear Nutsmug.

No nut November

Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭
by @yo-demons-itz-me-ya-boiii November 11, 2019
mugGet the No nut Novembermug.

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.
I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .
by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016
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