monke sex

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex

i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger

by clayify April 24, 2021

Monkecist

Hating on monke/ Dislike monke

Nicole is monkecist, she does not like monke

by Im not monkecist May 17, 2021

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 5, 2021

monke master

A monke master is someone who is a master at training monkes.

MAN YOUR A MONKE MASTER!!!!!

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis

Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis

by Monkey mischiefitis man September 10, 2022

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou April 10, 2023