mondilophobia

The fear or inability to sleep in a bid to avoid waking up to a Monday.

My mondilophobia doesn't help, I always see a Monday.

by Petrus__ November 13, 2022

Mondo

The act of getting hit below the belt

"You just got Mondoes by my dog!"

by LorthrusCain November 23, 2022

Mondo

Massive poop

That's one Mondo you landed

by Yourfriend121212 December 27, 2022

Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.

Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!

by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023

Monday fairy

Just being gay

'I'm Monday's man Monday fairy'

by _ay March 6, 2023

Monday

Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.

People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.

'Oh no It's Monday.'

by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023

Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend

Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early

by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023