The most annoying piece of shit man you will ever meet. Keithens are the future enders of the world! Usually they cause things to take much longer then they should. They never get girls, they think they have friends, but they don't. Most of the time they have tiny-no dicks.
John: Hey, your keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!
Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!
Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!
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A sexual encounter where multiple guys ejaculate on another man's penis which he then uses as a lubricant to preform anal sex with the other males.
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by Ruinu November 10, 2006
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