Human Coldsore 

Someone who is disease-filled, exhibited by scabs all over his body. Disease is typically obtained by long stays in Thailand, and the occasional trip to Gold Coast. Has been down the yellow river many times!

Rice-cakes is the human coldsore. Must have got it from that Minga he fucked today.

Human Coldsore by P.Sat November 2, 2009

Human Swastika 

The strange, swastika-shaped position a writhing body sometimes takes when partially constrained and is either being tickled or attempted to be further restrained and is putting up a fight (all in good humor and consent, of course).

Did you see Deanna at the party the other night? When Jerry handcuffed one of her hands to the bed and started tickling her with that feather duster, she make a human swastika to keep away from it!

Human Swastika by edible_freud November 13, 2009

Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.

You want a Human Expresso with cream?

Human Expresso with cream by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011

Human Tampon 

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

Human Tampon by Dedda October 20, 2008

human wax 

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

human wax by tek July 25, 2003

Human Suitcase 

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.

Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.

Human Suitcase by youssss March 2, 2011

Human Suitcase 

As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.

Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!

Eric: What???

Human Suitcase by Tiffany&Co March 4, 2011