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twatmuffin
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generally
an American ,
someone
who is
beyond
twattyness
Mitch
is a twatmuffin ,
Beth
is a Twatmuffin
twatmuffin
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Tek
March 29, 2005
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atomic stinky
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when you least expect it, your infant child makes
an
extremely
smelly
diaper
for you and your surrounding
world
to enjoy!
"what'
s
that smell" oh no, (every one flees the room quickly)
patrick
made an atomic
stinky
!
atomic stinky
by
tek
November 24, 2004
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smoe
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a
boring
or not so
quick
person!
idoit
.
marks a smoe!
don
't invite him to the game
all he does is
eat
all the
snacks
.
smoe
by
tek
November 14, 2004
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fishered
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Another
form
of teret
syndrome
@
Fisher
: **** ***** **** and then **** **** ****** YOU GO IT?
YA
****** **** *** *** , thanks
ya
****** ***
fishered
by
tek
August 14, 2004
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blagin
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the
noise
a
girl
makes when she
deep throats
hey
hellspawn
did
tiffany
give
you any blagin
blagin
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tek
February 1, 2004
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b11
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random
ugly
fucker
b11 is an
example
of such
creature
b11
by
tek
July 27, 2003
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human wax
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after
oral sex
,
ejaculating
in someones hair and saying you didn't
mean
it
oh
no i
am
rally
sorry,
look
what i've done
human wax
by
tek
July 25, 2003
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