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gooncel by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023
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Goonak
An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.
Goonak by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023
Goonie Movement
A family organization/movement to intimidate opponents with their sly skills as they gradually take over the world, threatens to barricade the throat of your avidity, a group that associates the disturbed and the physically pleasing, to make others have the need to relinquish with the Goonies flow of eloquence and ruthless personalities. Also, Feel intense or passionate dislike for basics, ratchets and those who are thirsty. Yet, they low-key tend to love and care for those who are worth it and are about the fam/organization. In order to be apart of the Goonie Movement, you MUST go through initiation and/or be a ride or die.
See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck
See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck
Goonie Movement by goon1enation September 25, 2012
Goonfear
Irrational feelings of dread and paranoia caused by being in the (virtual or physical) presence of a member of the Something Awful forums. In extreme cases, it can be classified as a phobia. Symptoms include posting illogical accusations usually containing association fallacies, comparisons of Goons to Hitler (see: Godwin), demands for preemptive banning of said group, claims that Goons ruin everything and causing moderators to lose their shit.
Goonfear is not limited to being in the presence of Goonswarm members, but any of the numerous Goon groups from the Something Awful forums.
Goonfear is not limited to being in the presence of Goonswarm members, but any of the numerous Goon groups from the Something Awful forums.
Goonerbating
Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."
see "pig dool."
see "pig dool."
Goonerbating by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
goonie
A person whom is likable but also an oddball, outcast, nerd, dork and/or weirdo, who are often are seen in and part of a group of other "Goonies". Likable but can agitate just as easily.
"Frank is so damn weird... well, now that I think about it, he's not THAT bad. He' kinda seems like a goonie to be honest"
goonie by lhbrown1990 November 29, 2016
Goonami
A 'goonami' occurs when a goonsack is burst, spilling the precious alcohol everywhere.
The term originated in Australia.
The term originated in Australia.
Sack bursts on ground (usually on grass or uneven concrete).
People surrounding the sack start shouting goonami, and then get the breaker to buy another.
People surrounding the sack start shouting goonami, and then get the breaker to buy another.
Goonami by Macquarie u waterpolo October 13, 2010