festa

Festa is a very rare disease only found in the Miami suburb of Hialeah. Particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, Hialeah Senior High. Although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet and feces. The disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

As of 2006, there is only one known victim in the United States.

Boy: I have stage 69 Festa.
Girl: So all your pubes fell off?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Damn.

by MAFHialeah November 5, 2006

festoon

To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.

I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.

by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008

Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012

liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Jackass festival

Beyond a goat rodeo. A higher level of mayhem and chaos, caused by poor planning.

The original plan to move 20 servers was a goat rodeo, as it was not properly planned. The follong morning, the fallout turned it into a complete jackass festival.

by Monstah Crackhead May 13, 2005

festicles

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.

Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!

by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008

Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

by Anonystoner July 13, 2009