Evil

THE BEST SONG IN THE UNIVERSE

No, I never knew what it meant
What it meant to be content with you
Everything I expressed, I professed
It never quite made it through
Said it's all in my head, all in my head
Whenever I spoke my truth
No, I won't defend you to all my friends
This time, I refuse
If you bite my hand again
I will never feed you, you can call me evil
Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend
I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited
Took me way too long to put this to bed
Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil

by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023

Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy

The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl

“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”

by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023

evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

Evil Bloon

Reiteration of the Evil Blunt slang for weed, into a nitrous balloon.

Bloon is a shortening of Balloon used in the mobile game Bloons Tower Defense. So in short, Evil Bloon is a nitrous balloon used for inhalation.

Im off the evil bloon broo, shit is fucking me up.

Fill up another bloon for me!!.

by outwaifu April 26, 2025

Evil Up

To make yourself less good.
To stop doing something that is good.

"That girl won't pay me any attention"
"You're too good, Dude. You're gonna have to Evil Up to get her".

by ttbrowne September 26, 2008

evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.

as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"

by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Resident Evil Extinction

A shoddy, trashy Mad Max/Day Of The Dead 1985 rip off that is the sequel to Resident Evil Apocalypse. Makes that movie look like a masterpiece. Full of bland environments, bad CGI, stilted acting and badly shot action scenes with practically 0 horror or suspense.

I’d rather have those CGI zombie crows peck my eyes out before watching Resident Evil Extinction again.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022