duck duck goose

This game occurs when you are at the bar and there are three ladies sitting in the prime seats. It is football Sunday and your team is playing on the big television above the bar. You must force one of those women to move. Fortunately, there are two hot ones(which are always accompanied by a fattie or big nosed goose) and a "goose." To accomplish obtaining the seat at the front one must walk up to the bar casually and start a conversation. As all guys know, the easiest way to obtain a hot chick is to befriend the ugly or fat one. First you say hello to all girls starting with the two hottest ones. Then you address the "goose." You start by flirting and buying them all drinks. You then give a minor rub up on the "goose." At this point, you discuss playing pool or going outside for a cigarette (most fat chicks smoke to lose weight). As you head for the pool tables or outside the fat girl will eventually follow. When she leaves her seat, you quickly circle around to the bathroom where she cannot follow and then back to her seat. Immediately you must indulge in conversation with the hot chicks and the football game. This leaves the "goose" to find a seat around the bar using similar tactics. It is important to never make eye contact again with the goose, so she thinks you are too tire, unless the rest of the players are now bored with the game. This will bring about a much rougher game of "tackling the grenade" or "putting for double bogey."

Damn, the Broncos only play on the NFL network. We are gonna have to go the bar and play duck duck goose.

by Lost Alamost October 21, 2010

duck butter

Frothy substance collected under the glans (head) of the penis from pro-longed sexual intercourse.

After half an hour of sex, John had quiet a bit of duck butter.

by Rude Webster December 26, 2002

duck-it

to take a shit or a crap using slang

"I have to go and duck-it, see ya in ten"

by unanimous November 7, 2004

duck butter

the moist scuzz found at the uppermost cleft of one's ass cheeks

Reaching down into his shorts, Dave extracted a fingerful of duck butter to share among his buddies.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003

duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

duck butter

an adjective that describes how thick a bad ass hoe is

Damn, that hoe is thick as duck butter!

by Euphis Q. Eienstienbacher September 16, 2003

Duck Day

A duck looks so calm swimming on top of the water but down below he's kicking like mad to stay afloat. A duck day is where your whole team is kicking like mad to keep the stats up or to look good for managers.

Brooke: Thank god your here
Beth: Why
Brooke: 2 out sick 1 on leave. It's a duck day.
Beth oh no!

by Kahula December 9, 2008