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A sick powder ski made by Bluehouse Ski Company.
Alta got dumped on last night, I'm skipping work and taking my Districts up for an epic powder day.
by The Dacker May 6, 2008
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gastric disturbance

a dirty rip in the drawers; generally tends to be in a gaseous state unless you don't want it to be. Better known to the crew as a GD.

Could also be caused by a trapping of air by sniper fun.
I got a GD in my bunghole, and it's ganja tear out at any moment.
by bm February 25, 2004
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shit disturber

To put it politely, someone that is a jerk to a point where even jerks find the person annoying and/or aggravating to deal with.

In short, a person that is such a jerk that he or she makes even jerks look like nice people by comparison. Hence the name shit disturber; the idea being that even something as offensive as excrement would find the person offensive.
We were having a peaceful discussion on a message board. Although we couldn’t come to an agreement, we were able to end the discussion like mature adults and agreed to disagree. Just as we were at the stage of leaving it at that and moving on, some troll barges in and starts flaming both of us, igniting a massive flamewar that lasted for months before the moderators finally put an end to it. I’ve seen some offensive people in my life but before I encountered this guy, I’d met few people that would qualify as a shit disturber as this person does.
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distin

synonym for menstruating vagina, shit sandwich and small penis Pedophile
Stop acting like such a Distin, James!
by J Distin August 20, 2014
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Central Bucks School District

A school district filled with stuck up, spoiled brats.

Central Bucks has won various awards, none of which are very important. People pack into the area (hence why there are 3 high schools, 5 middle schools, and 15 elementary schools) just to say "oh, my child goes to central bucks" like anyone aculty cares.

Newer housing developments are abundant in this area, great big houses on a quarter acre lots. You can sit on your deck and feel claustrophobic because all you can see is walls of siding. Lawn mowing takes 15 min tops, not that anyone aculty gets their pampered ass on a mover, they just hire mexicans to do it for them. 85% of people from central bucks live in this type of neighborhood.

Central Bucks has alliances with the other nearby richie schools: North Penn, Council Rock, and Cetennial. Kids from these schools are snobby, but not as bad as CB kids. Their enemies are the districts from upper bucks: Pennridge, Souderton, Quakertown, and Palisades. Kids here are more normal. Although, CB kids think their trashy because according to them "one story houses and driving cars from late 90s / early 2000s" is so ghetto.

CB kids don't know what normal is. To them normal is: Living in a huge house, driving a new car paid for by mommy and daddy, not working, having college completly paid for by mommy and daddy, and relying on mommy and daddy until the day they die. These people are just palin bad people that only care about them selves.
Here are some quites taken from Central Bucks School District students:

"Whats charity?"

"Did you here Maddie is getting some sort of 4 year old convertable for her 16th birthday?! She can't pull up to school in that piece of trash. It's not even a BMW, Mercedes, or Audi. She'll give our school a bad name!"

"Wow, that phone dosn't even have web connection, faggot."

"Nicole had her hair in a bun today, retard. Dosn't she know it has to be straightend every day or you go to pennridge?"

"My car costs 45 grand, so i'm automatically better than you!"

Don't ever move here if you can help it.
by pennridgerulez July 8, 2011
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Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted
"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy
by Azivin December 3, 2009
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Vague Distinction

A case where an otherwise attractive person has little definition between the lower jaw and neck due to a small or recessed chin.
How was your blind date, was she cute?

Kinda, but she had a vague distinction.

Man, that's too bad.
by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009
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