Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.

Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.

by Craptologist March 2, 2011

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craptask

Noun: a task that is done other than pooping whilst on he toilet, such as reading the newspaper.
Verb: to do a task other than defecate whilst on the toilet.

N: dude, I'm so slammed for homework!

Just do it on the toilet dude, its a craptask.
V: In order to make better use of my time, I'm going to craptask by doing my homework on the toilet.
V2: Dude what is taking you so long?!

Chill, bro, I'm craptasking. ill be out in an hour.

by laxmonster March 28, 2011

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Craptaclism

A hopeless situation in which all systems are fubar and admistrators ass is bright red and in pain. 2011 (n.)

(Syn.) Ass-rape, Xiotech

(Origin) From Late American slang crap, "defecate" 1846 (v.)and "things cast off or discarded" 1898 (n.) here creatively merged with "cataclysm" from Gk. kataklysmos whose "principal sense is "down," but with occasional senses of "against" or "wrongly." 1855 (n.)

A simple single XIOTech disk failure at 3AM became a total craptaclism because their script looped infinitely.

by shdighan March 30, 2011

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CraptD

A person who pontificates on subjects he knows nothing about. This is someone who usually is full of shit.

CraptD proliferates the antinuclear blogs with the notion he helps the Japanese. In reality, he is either a juvenile troll or an old man with nothing better to do.

by Helen Scaldicrotch January 3, 2012

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