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Crystal

A tiny, badass, former marine and feisty woman, who you always want by your side. Because as an enemy you would have to guard your balls every waking minute of every day!
Don’t mess with Crystal. She will rip your nuts off with her bare hands!
by El Jefé March 24, 2019
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Crystal Child

Most crystal children were born in the 1990s. These children have taken the psychic and telepathic abilities of the indigos to even greater heights. Spontaneous unconditional love and psychic healing abilities are key traits of these children. Some crystals were born in the 70s and 80s as scouts to see if the world was ready for these extraordinary children.
Crystal children don't fit the mold of the average child.
by therealplayerone April 8, 2019
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Crysis

In situations when everything is relatively normal, then turned completely upside down in an extremely absurd way.
Crysis, first off, you fight Koreans, then Aliens.

Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.
by OHGOF February 8, 2009
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Crystal Math

When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.
When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,

"I went home and did some crystal math."
by PepPep98 May 6, 2011
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My heart was crying

When something happens that you believe to be sad
you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that
by Edizzle August 25, 2005
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Cryme & Punishment

a situation where a man having sex with another man in the anus goes through emotional sequences of intense pleasure and crying despair because they immensely enjoy the act, but at the same time have feelings of shame and guilt
Man, when Emelio was butt ramming that young man he was crying and laughing at the same time. It was a definite case of Cryme & Punishment!
by Jameson Dillon June 23, 2007
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Cryomemetic

Preserving and broadcasting your ideas (memes) well past your lifetime just as cryogenics preserves bodies. Cryomemetic services offer to maintain your blog, podcast and vodcast for 100 years or longer.
You know what I'm getting dad for his 70th? Cryomemetic services. I think he'd like nothing more than knowing his stories will live on.
by Jeremy Sherman May 29, 2008
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