elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers

I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood

by BigolebigD November 26, 2018

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santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore

idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause

by some dude but its used December 3, 2018

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Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.

Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause

by Skulltra August 20, 2019

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Noun, slang.

1.The basic bitch term for the new pumpkin spice White Claw.

A) White Clautumn avoids the inevitable follow up question of, “which flavor?”, when trying to get your Claw on as fast as possible.

2. The time of year when pumpkin spice White Claw is available.

A)The season of White Clautumn is from Labor Day through the holidays.

Person: Why are there so many girls in skirts , Uggs, and big sweaters in this store?
Clerk: First day of White Clautumn.

by lastfrontiermama September 2, 2019

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