i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

musted tail on

old dirty stanky dont take no kind of bath looking person

Man u betta tell that girl to get her musted tail on somewhere!!!!

by jazzy jazz August 9, 2008

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

High Tail Hall

An anthropomorphic pornographic flash game that was based on the even older game The Tail Underground. Created by popufur artist Crowchild, the game saw several updates and editions since it's inception with High Tail Hall 2 launching on Newgrounds in 2004 and since garnering over a million hits.

High Tail Hall 2 was groundbreaking for myself as a teenager in 2008, after seeing footage of it's gameplay on YouTube of all places.

by fursdayafternoon October 30, 2020

Beaver tail

When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.

Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Bird tail

Bird tail is a set of words or a phrase in which you call someone such as “dude” and is also something good that happens such as “awesome or amazing”

* Whats up birdtail? How was your weekend
* (friend) hey man i just hit the lottery for 500$ on a scratchoff!!
(You) BIRDTAIL

BIRDTAIL: Bird tail is a set of words or a phrase in which you call someone such as “dude” and is also something good that happens such as “awesome or amazing”

by king master October 9, 2022

Clown Tail

When you fart and laugh as you pass a group of passerby’s

He clown tailed me with a grin

by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018