Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".

"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"

by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021

circle tool

an animation cliche that is most likely seen in some flipaclip animations.

user: oh god, look, it's the well-known circle tool.

by dagr8estgamer April 17, 2022

London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British

'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'

by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023

New Work Tool

When a contractor or labor worker gets a new Mexican helper on the job.

Hey, I got a new work tool today at the concrete company! His name is Carlos.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by the semen May 23, 2010

Cock Tool

One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".

Yo that kid was talking trash about you what a cock tool.

by RabidPanda October 21, 2003