Bum Toucher

Someone who touches bums, with or without permission.

Bob: Steves such a Bum Toucher.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.

by The O.B.T June 2, 2012

U thought

When u trick someone

U want a soda SIKE U THOUGHT

by U thought January 21, 2019

touchdown

when a nigga ain't all-the-way retarded, just got a touch of Down's

Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.

by jaysun October 26, 2005

penis toucher

a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises

MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.

by Spuds May 8, 2003

UD Thought Police

A group of Politically Correct conservatives that patrol Urban Dictionary
Voting down any definition that doesn't support their Status Quo.

they also create slanderous definitions about those who disagree with them.

Bill: Who keeps attacking my definitions

Ted: must be the UD Thought Police

by Anon aginst PC Conservatves February 17, 2009

thoughtful

adj. full of thought

Look at that jar with a brain in it. It sure is thoughtful.

by RobertOldhead December 11, 2007

Thought so

Used as an addendum by pompous, self important twats to validate their own (usually cretinous) arguments against others on the internet.

Also indicative of someone not used to normal conversation with real people.

Given how dumb your comments are I'm guessing you only ever follow football once every 4 years when the World Cup's on?
Thought so!

by Trumpton June 19, 2010