turkey skin Share definition Flag crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed. oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night. turkey skin by kmoney69 August 11, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the turkey skin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch