A Beer For The Shower

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.

Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?

by abeerfortheshower(dot)com September 23, 2011

Golden Shower

1)To urinate on another human being for sexual gratification, usually by somebody who's never heard the words "personal" and "hygene" strung together in the same sentence.

"Jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, John just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way."

by James October 18, 2003

Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.

Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst

by Das Unterweger October 25, 2007

Shoelace Drift

When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.

These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man

by Gilbert Diamond February 21, 2015

Shovel

Shovel "Sovok" (Совок) is a pejorative name of Soviet Union.

"The text at the top reads "Werewolf of Soviet Union" ("Shovel")."
Russian criminal tatoo encyclopedia. Volume III. UK.

by Bitzi September 25, 2010

glaswegian shower

The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

friendship shower

n.

A social activity seen in late Modernity where close friends strip, and have non-sexual showers in appreciation of the human form, and condition.

Dre: Yo. I'm not a homo or nuthin, but we should take a friendship shower.

Raz: foo sure, Dre. see you in the shower home boy.

by B.Dang September 2, 2010