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Post-Covid Syndrome 

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A condition whereby some recovering corona patients suffer from cognitive symptoms or delusional disorder—for example, some seniors uncontrollably start spewing out all kinds of lies and conspiracies, or refuse to acknowledge reality.
The president-loser is arguably suffering from post-covid syndrome—is the FDA-unapproved “miracle drug” he took weeks ago now playing tricks on his brain, who is asking his lawyers whether he’d sue the doctors for negligence or incompetence.
Post-Covid Syndrome by Covido December 7, 2020
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Post Non Consensual Sex 

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The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".
Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."
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Post Wipe  

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Wiping again after taking a dump even though you wiped thoroughly the first time.

Wiping up a juicy fart.
"Man, I got some bowel problems cause I've post wiped three times already."

"Yo, dude I gotta post wipe before we go."
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post fatal depression 

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The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.
1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.

2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.

Post Blowjob Syndrome 

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The almost instantaneous feeling of drowsiness that occurs after receiving a blowjob, usually followed by a deep and content sleep. It generally pisses girls off.
A: Yo, what happened last night?
M: You got Post Blowjob Syndrome and fell asleep, fucking bastard!
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Post Malone

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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.
It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone
Post Malone by AsswithaC October 25, 2017
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