AsswithaC's definitions

Post Malone

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.

It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

Post Malone

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - after sex cuddling on dirty sheets.

Post Malone ; verb, I like to snuggle up for some nice Post Malone with my girl after we do the deed.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017