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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.

It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone

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by AsswithaC October 19, 2017

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

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by AsswithaC October 19, 2017

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - after sex cuddling on dirty sheets.

Post Malone ; verb, I like to snuggle up for some nice Post Malone with my girl after we do the deed.

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by AsswithaC October 19, 2017