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John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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elton john

One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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john prescott

Class hating northern twat.

Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!

Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.

Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up

More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up

More Rights to Pikey Scum - success

Oh Well thats all right then !!!
by Bonnie Bert May 3, 2005
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John Wayne

The penultimate Western actor who kicks ass! He is also famous for his radical, ridiculous right-wing politics.
by Gdiddy361 December 7, 2004
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John Sackrider

John ‘JS’ Sackrider is a remarkable Australian who was born with a severe physical disability in which a pancake was permanently fixed to his face, giving Him little chance of survival. John has not only defied medical opinion, he has thrived and is acknowledged as one of the world’s most inspirational speakers.
Without this unfortunate disability, John embraces a full and positive life. He creates comedic "TikToks" and makes thoughtful Instagram posts. He uses humour to communicate some of life’s most important lessons. John has delivered his inspirational message to over 350,000 people around the world and educated many people about the hit song Pee Pee Poo Poo by Baby Kata. In 2020, John was recognised by many users on TikTok and gained a decent following. Although his account is slowly dying, John enjoys living his life to the fullest and posting shitty comedic "TikToks". John Sackrider can be found on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok as @johnzoup. He is most known for his comedic TikTok videos.
Juju: "This TikTok is cringe."
Josh: "It has John Sackrider energy."
by johnzoup July 23, 2020
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john fite

Purveyance of knowledge to the unenlightened.
If your passing garbage off as fact , prepare for John Fite.
by Jgdadde December 20, 2016
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John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.
A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.
by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018
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