big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars
i want to be a big john
by mr burr April 19, 2017
Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.
Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
by thedzone October 03, 2009
One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
Class hating northern twat.
Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!
Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!
Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.
Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up
More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up
More Rights to Pikey Scum - success
Oh Well thats all right then !!!
Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up
More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up
More Rights to Pikey Scum - success
Oh Well thats all right then !!!
by Bonnie Bert May 03, 2005
The penultimate Western actor who kicks ass! He is also famous for his radical, ridiculous right-wing politics.
John Wayne is kick ass.
by Gdiddy361 December 08, 2004
"There goes ANOTHER chicken john again, last night i sucked his dick, and he couldn't get it up. Then the cheap motherfucker didn't want to pay me!"
by Cable Car Rider September 11, 2011
A phrase to describe a person who tells you either the same story over and over again, or offers information that is both unwanted mind numbingly dull
Can also be shortened to J.O.D
Can also be shortened to J.O.D
by Gazzab October 17, 2010