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Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019
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rat hawk

A nickname given to someone who screeches like a hawk during intercourse, and looks like a hawk while naked.
Girl, I was with Nathan last night, he was such a rat hawk in bed.
by Dildozz69 July 12, 2016
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Hawk Moth

Marinette's daddy!!

Obsessed with Ladybug. Even when he had the opportunity to fix the past - which would have brought back his wife, Emilie Agreste, he chose to go after Ladybug and her miraculous instead.

The only one who can tame Marinette/Ladybug.

After all, she treated so many guys like doormats: Luka; Cat Noir; Nathaniel - the only person she’s a doormat for us Adrien, but Adrien is a doormat to his own father and can never say no to his daddy.

If you didn’t know, then you know!

I know this definition will get a lot of dislikes, but I don’t care! I said what I said - take it or leave it! Someone needs to say the truth about Marinette - she’s no angel! >:)
"Adrien doesn't know his dad is Hawk Moth!"
by TinnyTalksTruth November 12, 2023
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Chicken Hawk

A fit gay man, primarily a top over 30, who cruises for tasty smooth young men, generally bottoms with bubble buts. Many claim to be a Chicken Hawk, but few possess the prowess of sight, speed, and agility to be a Chicken Hawk. When seen in its natural environment, "The Club" is an amazing sight, and easy to miss, with the stealthy cruise, subtle eye contact, and quick execution.
I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
by anonymous April 20, 2025
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Screen Hawk

When you're playing a splitscreen game and look on your friend's screen to find him in the game.
Guy 1: "Hah, saw you go into that room."

Guy 2: "Stop screen hawking me!"
by clericUD April 17, 2019
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Chicken hawk

He is a stupid bitch and a fat lard and can break like a twig cause how skinny his dick is
by Hfhdnrnjcjdjrnnf February 22, 2020
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hawk tuey

when youre getting toe curling head and she salivates all over your hard dick
by Flightpass November 21, 2024
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