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slap your grandma 

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.
"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"
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Ariana Grande ♡ 

Absolute beauty. Amazing acting skills, body and voice. She has acted in many films/tv series but her main roles are Cat Valentine and Chanel #2.

Piggy Smallz is the best, and Pete Davidson is amazing.

(Don't forget Toulouse)

Such an icon and Sweetener snatched all of our weaves.

Such a strong human being and is a role model to many. We love a queenand we don't know what we would do without her.

-we love you ariana ♡
Person 1: Who is that celebrity there?

Person 2: Oh thats Ariana Grande ♡!

Ariana Grande 

THE BEST PERSON EVER!!
Known for her most popular songs as “7 rings” “Thank u, next” “No tears left to cry” and more. She’s also in “Victorious” and “Sam & Cat”. Recently she and netflix made a movie called “Excuse me, I love you” and It’s available on netflix. While watching the movie you will look deeper into Arianas life and stuff about her.
Someone: do you like Ariana Grande?
Me: HELL YEAH I DO
Someone: okay I have never heard of her, gotta listen to her songs
Me: TRUST ME YOU WILL GET ADDICTED
Ariana Grande by Arianas rat February 8, 2021

grandmaster flash

"Those White Lines"
grandmaster flash by renos April 5, 2004

crunchy grandpa 

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.
"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
crunchy grandpa by MMjr April 24, 2008

Grandad Erector 

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.
"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."
Grandad Erector by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Grandma Logic 

Reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. Most likely spoken by someone of old age
Person 1: Jimmy Rollins got injured during stretches the other day...He'll be out for two months.
Person 2: We'll he never should've stretched in the first place
Person 1: Oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.
Grandma Logic by GrandyScolfox June 22, 2010