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Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.
There goes a cute little carpet slider.
by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017
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Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017
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carpe’n on all those diems

Comes from the Latin sayingCarpe Diem” or, “Sieze the day” Carpe’n on all those diems means your going to crush this day or week!
Man I don’t know about you but today I’m carpe’n on all those diems
by Spookay69 November 30, 2017
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capezzuto

Capezzuto- sexy, fine ASF , has a great personality,has a big heart , crazy as hell , will bless your life till the end , will never let u down even when things are tough
by Ninja warrior December 2, 2017
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Capezzuto

The love of my fucking life they will always be there for u no matter wat and they will never let u down no matter how hard shit gets and no matter what is going on their life they will love u unconditionally
Capezzuto.. sexy ASF .... beautiful smile... Will bless TF outta your life.. will love u no matter wat
by Ninja warrior December 2, 2017
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carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.
Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.
by speech boy June 11, 2018
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carpetdirt

The unmixed chocolatepowder or coffeepowder at the bottom of the cup that makes that last sip so intense.
"F*** you didnt mix my coffee well you c*nt, F***ing carpetdirt sh*t. MAKE A NEW ONE!!!"
by teppeskrot September 18, 2018
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