canadian bulldog
canadian bulldog by Treydizzel 2 da frizzel February 9, 2008
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Canadian Deep Fryer
The act in which a man deficates in a woman's mouth then precedes to jizz on top making a poutine like substance.
Canadian Deep Fryer by Super Amazing Dude April 27, 2009
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canadian style (whacking off)
When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.
canadian style (whacking off) by Metalideth April 16, 2003
canadian doubles
like normal tennis, but the extra guy balances on the net cord and tries to win points on the players on each side. if he scores a point on one, the other gets a point. the player with the most points when the guy on the net has to get down to go to the bathroom wins.
it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.
it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.
"me, my dad, and some homeless man are going to play canadian doubles on friday. we are going to give him a bottle of whiskey as a reward after. wanna come watch?"
"no, thats fucking gay dude."
"no, thats fucking gay dude."
canadian doubles by shiftyjew April 29, 2010
Canadian History
A special sexual action that is generally only performed by members of a small sexual sub-culture who suffer from Canadymphomania.
Foreplay consists of watching a hockey game while engaging in verbal sexual foreplay (the more ehs that can be included in this portion the better).
Most canadymphomaniacs prefer to use Canadian national brand condoms which are, not surprisingly, shaped as maple leaves. These condoms are also unique in that the company uses only the purest maple syrup for its lubrication.
Both individuals engaged in the Canadian History are dressed as mounties, and depending on level of skill with the sex act try to engage in intercourse while removing as little of their costume as possible. The actual position of the sex act is independently referred to as the mounty.
More daring individuals try to do canadian history in daring locations i.e. mooseback, at the summit of any Canadian mounty, or in any public location within the province of Quebec for the added sexual stimulant of insulting the province's natives who do not fill the Canadymphomaniacs sexual desire for Canadian partners.
After a successful completion it is common to head over to Tim Horton's to unwind by being unnaturally nice to strangers and pretending to belong to a sovereign nation despite still being subjects of the British Queen.
Foreplay consists of watching a hockey game while engaging in verbal sexual foreplay (the more ehs that can be included in this portion the better).
Most canadymphomaniacs prefer to use Canadian national brand condoms which are, not surprisingly, shaped as maple leaves. These condoms are also unique in that the company uses only the purest maple syrup for its lubrication.
Both individuals engaged in the Canadian History are dressed as mounties, and depending on level of skill with the sex act try to engage in intercourse while removing as little of their costume as possible. The actual position of the sex act is independently referred to as the mounty.
More daring individuals try to do canadian history in daring locations i.e. mooseback, at the summit of any Canadian mounty, or in any public location within the province of Quebec for the added sexual stimulant of insulting the province's natives who do not fill the Canadymphomaniacs sexual desire for Canadian partners.
After a successful completion it is common to head over to Tim Horton's to unwind by being unnaturally nice to strangers and pretending to belong to a sovereign nation despite still being subjects of the British Queen.
John: So, Susie... would you ever be interested in doing a Canadian History?
Susie: Oh, John! I thought you'd never ask, I've had a bullmoose on reserve at the local farm just waiting for you to proposition!
Susie: Oh, John! I thought you'd never ask, I've had a bullmoose on reserve at the local farm just waiting for you to proposition!
Canadian History by tayle February 5, 2010
Canadian Trap Door
When engaged in the coital act, the man spreads maple syrup all over his partner but leaves her back covered, then rolls her into missionary position. After finishing, the woman should be stuck to the bed (and more importantly, horrified and flailing while trying to escape). Thus, a Canadian Trap Door.
"Joey took Anne down to the Comfort Inn and gave her the ol' Canadian Trap Door. Luckily Canada has free health care because they needed to operate immediately."
"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."
"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."
Canadian Trap Door by Johny Valker Bleu March 14, 2009
Canadian Loaner
Canadian Loaner by Captain of Falcons April 2, 2012