brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...

“yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”

by uh.whore March 14, 2021

Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

Brandon Kara

Little bitch in web design that did bullshit on his project and is a leprechaun

Riley: hey leprechaun

Brandon Kara: fook you I’m not a leprechaun

Me: you’re a leprechaun

Brandon Kara *fucking dies*

by Cooler larrythelobster69 September 26, 2019

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

Brandon Camp

One Fruity Boi

Brandon Camp is one of the fruitiest boys youll ever done do see

by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi November 8, 2018

Brandon Francis

A great guy but has an evil habit to write his name on every maths book in school. You should be very disappointed in him.

Brandon Francis scribbled his name all over someone else's book.

by Brandon Francis June 24, 2022

brandon Baum

The one guy who stopped TikTok from being called the world's stupidest site.

Brandon Baum is a good tiktoker

by Pspspspspspsps January 18, 2021