Vaginal Crustation

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck

1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!

by dan258 December 10, 2003

Vaginal Broccoli

Nasty-ass curly pubes that usually get in the way of an eat-out session

Hey man, I tried to eat out this one bitch when i got some of her vaginal broccoli in my teeth!

by John Whammer October 15, 2007

vagina food

Someone a girl would have sex with, but not take out in public.

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: Nah, he's just some vagina food.

by freeyb October 28, 2011

vagina hickey

A hickey given to the vaginal area, after oral sex has occured and is typically caused by sucking.

Dj gave Michelle a vagina hickey last night.

by Negrodamus June 2, 2016

Vaginal farts

To be honest, I don’t even know.
Apparently this happens during intercourse when air becomes trapped in the vaginal canal, making fart noises.

I didn’t know vaginal farts existed

by PrismUnbilled May 28, 2018

Vagina Ethiopian

What you say when you don't care about information someone has said to you and you want them to go away. Other than just yelling out: "GO AWAY!", you just say: "Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?" Most likely they will just run away screaming.

scenario 1:

Tina: Did you know that people lick peoples butts?
Emmet: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Tina: No.. EWWW!!

scenario 2:

Bob: I saw down my kindergarten teacher's shirt and saw that she had no bra! Jackpot!
Brenden: Did you say Vagina Ethiopian?
Bob: NO!! EWEWWWW!!EEWE!!!

by penis_glove June 8, 2019

Smug Vagina

1. When one acts smug even when they look or act ridiculous.

Vanessa Hudgens is a Smug Vagina so much so that even in her nude pictures she looks smug.

by Miss Mauritia June 9, 2009