Vagibna 

Vagibna

Born initially from an amusing spelling mistake, the word vagibna (orrectly spelt in Maltese, it includes a dot on the 'g') has taken on a meaning all its own. A cross between the female genitalia and a local cheeselet made of goat's milk, it has been linked with images of genitals carved out of cheese or indeed, cheese carved out of genitals. It can also be used as an exclamation of surprise, as an insult or as a sexual innuendo. This is common to a large percentage of Maltese words, especially when accompanied by a particularly dark and sinister tone.

The word, as most Maltese ones will, bends easily to the morphological laws that allow the production of a noun, adjective and verb based on the consonantal root of the word.

vagibna - noun

ivvagibnajna - verb (3rd person plural, past tense)

ivvagibnaghat - adjective ('he is invagibnated')

Vagibna by MaybeLaser November 3, 2010

Vagina Handshake 

How Trump Greets a beautiful woman.

When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.

Vagina Handshake by Chas501 December 31, 2016

theft by vagina 

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

vaginablaster 

When you stick the male reproduction organ very fast into the Vagina/women reproduction organ. That the organs in the women specimen explode in motion

She is walking strange she must have been vaginablaster

vaginablaster by MLG quickscoper May 3, 2015

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.

Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"

vaginal dissonance by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

vaginagram

Nude female sexting.

Wonda Wonderpig sent a vaginagram to Ben Dover!

vaginagram by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

Vaginacinity 

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.

Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."

Vaginacinity by vagvagcity August 29, 2016