surf and turf circle jerk

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate

Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol

by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

fell off the turnip truck

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).

He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.

by Shminka May 28, 2016

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

by Judge Fudge September 8, 2008

TURN IT UP

Turn It Up Verb-(English: TURN!~IT!~UP!....T.I.U)
"To enhance and refine life experiences in order to achieve the optimal outcome in turn increasing the value of excellence."

Origin: 2009 The 12 Centennial Park, Atlanta Ga-T Brown
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Synonyms: Crank It Up, Get It in, Lets Do it, Improvement, Enhancement Refinement

Antonyms: Turn it Down, Turn't down,Stop, No, Cant, Complacency, Under achiever, Normality

Related forms: Turn't up, Turned Up,

Damn im sober TURN IT UP shots shots shots

I got a raise TURN IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Travis D. Brown November 18, 2010

Turning white

Getting waaaaay toooo hiiighhh

I totally was turning white at the Blue concert!

by Nanzdrew November 29, 2014

turn up

ok some people really are just stupid.

Turn up means to get intoxicated to the point that you're so loose that you just act crazy.

If you went out and had a few drinks and laughed all night....you simply got drunk. You did not turn up lol Then again the phrase got so big that it's being used for almost everything now which is fine. It's another phrase that'll soon die out like the rest of them. Lol

I personally need to turn down lol

I was so drunk last night I danced up on the bar. Now that's how you turn up.

by Amber.MF.Owen January 25, 2015

Ike Turner

When one beat his wife with his penis. It's in honour of the man himself, ex huband of Tina Turner, a Famous singer. Turner was later convicted and served time in a California State Prison for drug-related charges, while Tina went on to have a successful solo career beginning in the early 1980s.

She's black and blue after I Ike Turnered her last night

by Buckley August 21, 2006