Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020

Toasting

Toasting, when you pretend to be engaged in online learning but you have left your laptop and gone off to the kitchen to make some tea and toast.
See ghosting "the practice of ending a personal relationship with someone by suddenly and without explanation withdrawing from all communication".

Mandy was registered online but I suspect she was toasting.....

by Zoom Overload HK March 2, 2020

Toasterville

I town in Syria where retarded toasters hang out and play minecraft

Toasterville was recently attacked by Taliban suicide toaster bombers

by pluck my pubes August 31, 2020

toaster bunny

Someone who get heated over the little things

Don’t be such a toaster bunny Karen it’s just a fucking bag of dicks

by Keanu Wick September 9, 2020

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

by SnazzleTooth December 1, 2020

Toast Plate

A plate that has been used for food, but isn't so dirty to require washing, so long as you use it for the same kind of meal as it was previously used for.

"Did you just use a dirty plate?"
"Yeah, but it's only had toast on it so it's fine - it's a Toast Plate."
"Oh yeah, that's okay."

by anonymous December 12, 2020