Top lel

The gayest possible variation of "lol". Sad little unfunny children attempt to use this as a means of "being different from the crowd" when it only makes them look like complete and utter faglords. Anyone normal human being who has any respect for themselves would do right to stay away from this acronym forever.

Kid A: Hurr durr Is got swag.

Kid B: Liek Top LeL xD :^) :3!!?!?

by TheHugeCrasher December 17, 2013

Top shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 April 9, 2007

top-offs

Condiments.

I would like top-offs for my hotdog.

by ohashala May 4, 2010

top cunt

Top Cunt .... has a dual meaning! either " He's a great bloak !!!" Or he's such a cunt ... he's a top cunt!

Yeah! ..... That Larry's a top cunt ya know!

by Dave Jackson January 18, 2007

top flop

when a chicks titty pops out of her shirt

After school there was a cat fight! danielle had a little topflop. Here nips was like this.(.)(.)

by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004

Top of the sause

Said when something is awesome.

from the word 'sauce', as in 'awesome-sauce'.

Him: So how was the sandwich?
her: It was top of the sause. I loved the extra dill.
Him: You are welcome. Glad you liked it

by rivvers April 15, 2010

Top Cheese Hockey

The greatest sports news website on the planet. Funny, straightforward and professional. It's clearly the future of hockey news. It's Prime Cheddar worthy and loaded with awesome features like Play of the Week, Pictures, Polls and Forums. Only cool people check it out...

Yo, I went on Top Cheese Hockey yesterday and they had some dope hockey pics!

by A Segs December 16, 2011