splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

Shit split

An unequal share of money

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.

by aquafine water July 10, 2010

split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

split

Used as a slang expression for something interesting and entertaining or cool

Your shirt's so split!

by Zel January 21, 2005

split trip

to go on holiday with your missus/bird/girlfriend as opposed to your mates.

you going on holiday with the lads? no, the missus!

aah! split trip!

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009

Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.

"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"

by bite2break January 14, 2010