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racing

something that you can get in a lot of trouble with if you do it on the streets of the San Fernando Valley. But very fun never the less. a speed competion between two or more cars.
bob: eh..lets go racing
joe: why? my car is already faster then yours..and its parked.
by hybridnrg July 1, 2004
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Rain of Paint

a final round match at the end of a long day of paintballin' where upwards of 1,000 people all shoot at each other in a near open field. The effect of such simultaneous shooting of paintballs creates a "raining" of paint effect
did you just come from the rain of paint? you got lit the fuck up, bro!
by Paint - BALLER! May 4, 2009
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Mr. Make It Rain On Dem Hoes

I love the part of the song "got money" when weezy is like, "Ok, it's young Wayne on dem hoes, A.K.A Mr. Make It Rain On Dem Hoes."
by Bobby1564 July 7, 2008
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rabinator

A nibbler of anus hair. See also feltch.
The rabinator bit me!
by John Friginetees February 19, 2003
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purple rain

Prince's autobiographical movie, produced in the 1980's. The concept was later ripped off to make Eminem's "8 Mile" and 50 Cent's "Get rich or die trying".
When Purple Rain came out, Prince was the sh*t.
by Will Cesium December 28, 2005
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Retard Racing

The act of drugging 5 downs syndrome people of roughly similar build (preferably male - they're quicker but also harder to catch). You must transport the drugged downs syndromes to a pre-approved location.

You then mark out a race track using markers, chalk or any other object you have handy. (it is suggested that you start by making the track a circle or oval, the more advanced may choose to add S-bends etc. but this is not recommended for beginners).

Before the drugs wear off of the downs syndromes (which can be referred to as cars at this point), you must remove their clothes and paint your preferred number on their stomach. (You may also put sponsor stickers on their arms and legs for the authentic NASCAR look).

You then line the 5 'cars' up at the starting line.
Stand the groggy 'car' up, you stand behind them and put your arms over their shoulders. You then must have your elected pit crew assist you in looping an oversized leather belt around yours and the 'cars' waist and fastening it at your back so the 'car' cannot reach it.

As the 'cars' slowly begin to come out of their groggy state you should put your helmet on. Have your pit crew help you if needed.

Before the 'cars' can fully realise where they are and whats happening the race co-ordinator shall fire off the starting gun at which point a selected member of your pit crew (dressed as a skeleton) should start to chase your 'car' around the track.
It is recommended that you limit the race to no more than 5 laps on a medium sized track depending on the fitness of the downs syndrome people (cars) you have selected to race.

The winner should be rewarded with an inscribed medallion or statuette and also pose for a photo opportunity with the two most attractive downs syndrome people kissing each of the winners cheeks.

Example:

Dave: "Who won the Retard Racing?"

Ted: "Mike won, but Peter would have taken out the championship if he hadnt crashed and caught fire on the second to last corner. The mechanics had to sell the 'car' as scraps"
by Don Strongo May 29, 2010
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rain

1.water that falls from the sky. it creates life. often seen in storms.

2.the perfect opportunity for a romantic evening.

3. throwing paper money in the air to waste. normally at strip joints.
1. without rain there is no life. without life there is not you. without you i am nothing. i need you like we need rain.

2. Kissing in the rain and dancing in the rain is the perfect way to spend a rainy night.

3. i make it rain in the club
by karabearz August 4, 2008
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